Oka, so I know it’s summer, but how smart girls get £140 coats for less than half-price. So the sun might be splitting the trees, but we’re all going to take a second here and appreciate my fabulous new coat.
The top pic is me in my everyday splendour, looking like a complete hobo while I try and figure out the timer on the laptop camera. I provide it for reference so you can see that I do not always look like a Russian orphan, unaware of her noble birth, abandoned by a wicked fiancé at a platform where the train is bound for the Czech Republic, where I shall meet by accident my greatest love and wealthy benefactor, but woe! for it shall transpire he is my long lost brother, exiled from the court of the Tsar, and our children must live as monstrous outcasts in the sight of God *hand to forehead, decorative weeping*
Not enough people saw this, dammit. Will delete later