a bottle marked poison

Answers on a postcard, please   Sal, 24, magpie. Too much is almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later

Going to bed. Tell me what you think of me on Anon while I sleep.
Ach, go on. Ye will. Ye will, ye will, ye will. Go oooona

— 21 hours ago
#anonymous  #one of those question thingies  #fuck it wyy not kinda night 

How many times have I seen Dr No, I am only now realizing that Honey doesnt actually know the words of Underneath The Mango Tree :3 Sweetie!

— 22 hours ago

Hot damn, vintage Connery!

I mean, Highlander is one of my favourite shows/movies/comics/cartoons/everythings. But what on Earth happened to this suave, restrained motherlover?

— 22 hours ago

Testing the sound recorder on the new laptop, this was no accident.  I am posting this because folks called my voice adorable when I did the Accent Challenge thing.

So here’s my party piece for all y’all.  The Introduction of V, big scary anarchy terrorist knifey burny V, in adorable Irish Accent.

I can do this in one breath too but I would have needed to warm up first.

— 22 hours ago with 4 notes
#voice  #me  #recording  #v for vendetta  #V speech  #the speech with all the Vs 

An Announcement:

Dr No is on TV.

And in conclusion, fuck all y’all til Honey Ryder walks up singing

— 23 hours ago with 1 note
Checking out the camera on the new laptop, I have invented the Candid Selfie.  Here’s me chewing my nails with my ‘Bit jumpy, innit?’ face on.

Checking out the camera on the new laptop, I have invented the Candid Selfie.  Here’s me chewing my nails with my ‘Bit jumpy, innit?’ face on.

— 23 hours ago with 3 notes
#total idiot...  #sorry  #selfie  #me  #my face 
muppetmayhem:

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Brian Henson was nervous that the whole cast and crew would get motion sick as the ship rolled on the gimbals. He gave everyone seasickness pills for the first day of the shoot, and not only did the cast and crew not get seasick but they almost fell asleep on the job.
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

It’s true. What a dork. XD

muppetmayhem:

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

Brian Henson was nervous that the whole cast and crew would get motion sick as the ship rolled on the gimbals. He gave everyone seasickness pills for the first day of the shoot, and not only did the cast and crew not get seasick but they almost fell asleep on the job.

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

It’s true. What a dork. XD

— 23 hours ago with 782 notes
Idk what this is from, but it want a houseful

Idk what this is from, but it want a houseful

(Source: katahane, via hoodoovoodooo)

— 23 hours ago with 63 notes
damsellover:

Debbie Harry wears her King Kong T-Shirt very well.

damsellover:

Debbie Harry wears her King Kong T-Shirt very well.

— 23 hours ago with 137 notes
Elektra (2014) by Haden Blackman and Michael Del Mundo.

”I am not a dancer, or an artist, or a hero.
I am no longer a daughter or a lover… victim or student or slave.
I am, and I will always be… someone’s assassin.”

(Source: sirtonystark, via cristheweirdo)

— 23 hours ago with 100 notes

residentbunburyist:

"No rush…"

Not gonna lie, actually pretty darned happy with the way he turned out. His nose got a bit squashed, and I couldn’t find any fishing string to use for earbuds (the clay was too brittle when it baked and they broke right off), but other than that…

Now the question is what the hell do I do with it. Like… breakable little fellows and cats don’t mix, and he can’t stay on the kitchen table forever… anyone want a little clay Jim?

Just take a second to look at this utter fucking cutie, my word! What a complete delight! Much accomplished!
— 1 day ago with 2 notes
.@The Healthcare Side Of Tumblr?

Is there such a thing? Whatever.

How long approximately is a totslly average, bog standard hypo, with needle?
I need to cut a chopstick down to size and walk withit taped to my lower back

— 1 day ago with 1 note

I get triggered by the phrase ‘lost the plot’. Can all non creatives please be aware, you do not know the depths of pain you are mocking.

— 1 day ago with 1 note